Monday, May 31, 2010

STOP


FOCUS


GO

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Vines- Mary Jane

Patron saint: Kate Moss

Wah, very in depth discussion about life and love and weddings and chaos theory and karma and getting thugs to beat up the sorry sleazy bastard that is dating a friend.

Nice session.

A weekend of sessions.

Tomorrow must burn off all liquid calories.

And if eric is right i'm gonna be a happy camper when i burn off those fat cells and they release the goodies that are hiding there.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Good advice

This is off my daily horoscope from the ivillage astrology people. They KNOW and they give GOOD advice.



"That internal tension you're feeling could all too easily translate into an irresistible urge to:

a) unceremoniously quit your job;
b) tell off that unappreciative fool you're seeing or
c) move to Sri Lanka (or anywhere you're sure no one knows your name).

What to do? Try some exercise (mental or physical)!"

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Fire in the hull

There was a fire in my kitchen.

I had just come home from a jog round the park to find that my kitchen is full of smoke and there were orange flames on the stove. I scream and my housemate jumps out of her room. We scream; i grab a rag, wrap it around my face and try to use the fire extinguisher to put out the flames. I last 5 seconds in the smoke filed room. My housemate's calling the fire brigade.

We run outta the house and wave at the firemen as they arrive.

OMG, THE FIREMEN WERE HOT.

There's one, with blond curls and a killer smile. Another slightly older but with sparkly blue/green eyes.

Who cares about the fire. They were yummy, but i looked an absolute mess. Hell, i'd be a pyro if they'd come around everytime there was a fire.

We waved goodbye sheepishly (esp at the one with the blond curls) as they left.

Hmmmm, firemen.

OSCE practise?

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.


Ok, it isn't all that correct. But who cares?
Remember kids:

Airway
Breathing
Circulation

And it's 30 chest compressions then 2 breaths and repeat.

straddling your "victim" is optional.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

marseilles et marins-pompiers



"I was waiting to be struck by lightning
Waiting for somebody exciting

I wanted to control it
But love, I couldn't hold it
I wanted to control it
But love, I couldn't hold it"

The euro-trip of my dreams looks and sounds exactly like this.