Too much coffee, too much sugar and these noise cancelling uber-bass headphones are making me hyperalert

im over the epistaxis and now in love with thornton's butter tablets.

It's not what you think- it's not just butter; it's butter and condensed milk- in a solid, easily nibbled form. It's 1700 calories in 100 grams.

Diabetes in a bag, baby!

im also a little obsessed with the closing part of oasis's dont go away- the uber bass makes and 'stereoness' of these headphones makes the tune a little more haunting than it usually is.

Love,
fat chick in the cafeteria.

P/S- im getting so big that people give up their seats on the bus for me and people wander to the edge of the corridoor as i waddle past.

P/P/S- i hate myself and i want to die.