Karl Lagerfeld tweets

For gems such as

"I only wear the latest things. It's my job",

"Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems"

and the best

"Fur is not murder, but it is quite expensive"

check out Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld's twitter page.

I have to lose weight, for real now. To be able to wear Chanel couture is far better motivation then becoming healthy or attractive.

And i will never wear florals again. Ok, im lying. I'll try and wear less. Oh Karl, why? I so love my bunga-bunga!