Had a most random conversation with a mate.
Obviously a drunkard call.

You know its bad when someone calls, starts whining misogynisticly and whinges enviously of other's (sexual) good fortune.

The truth is we all just need to get laid and get it out of our system. We'd be happier, healtier and waste less time whining, plotting, planning, trying to look good if we all could just get sex when we need it. Which in many cases is often.

I'll put it on my christmas list:

I want a guitar
I want a car
I want to get laid
I want a boyfriend.

It doesnt have to be in that order either.

For a moment i was worried that was a booty call. Nah, it couldnt be. Geesh, no way.