I HATE PUSHY SALES PEOPLE

If i dont fucking want it, i dont care if it'll save my soul or ensure peace in the middle east. I DONT FUCKING CARE!!!!

I do KNOW better, and i dont give a shit if you've spent all your sad pitiful life making sure that your wonderful product works- I DONT WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND DONT AND TRY AND UNDERMINE ME AND SAY YOU KNOW FUCKING BETTER!!!!

DONT BULLY LESS IMPRESSIONABLE PEOPLE WITH ME TO BUY IT FOR ME EITHER-
I'll fucking return it when they turn their back, you sad fucking sod.

FUCK OFF